Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
[x]

deviantART

 
About Me Member Deviously Deviant BillyMaysplz49/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 0 Deviations
33 Comments
11,575 Pageviews

AWESOMEAUGER

Sat Jul 5, 2008, 3:44 AM
SUP BITCHES, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE AWESOME AUGER. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRT THAT NEEDS TO GET PULLED UP?THEN BUY SOME OF THESE GOD DAMN AUGERS. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA.CAUSE THERE WON'T FUCKING BE ONE WHEN I'M DONE WITH THAT BITCH. YOU COULD FUCKING USE AN AUGER ON YOUR DICK AND IT WOULD GROW 3 INCHES, FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX OF THESE FUCKING AUGERS AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND A POWER DRILL. WHAT IS A POWER DRILL?YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING DRILLS CAN GIVE YOUR BITCH THE NIGHT OF HER LIFE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!

deviantID

No deviantID yet.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: L.A.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: EXTRA LARGE
  • Interests: OXI-CLEAN
  • Personal Quote: CALL NOW
  • Tools of the Trade: MY FUCKING LOUD VOICE

deviantART Community Board

[x]

Webcam

Comments


:iconpurplephoneixstar:
:iconbillymaysplz: :iconminigun1plz: :iconminigun2plz: :iconvinceplz: :iconexitplz:

--
I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider



the greatest comic artist and creator of Invader Zim Jhonen Vasquez
:iconbaz135:
My friend was you for Halloween :noes:

--
For great justice!
Check out #MasterPhotoshop, your hub for the digital world!
Mudkip Stykera avatar made by the awesome *RJDaae

The dancing mudkip has a very valid point
:iconclouds-in-my-coffee:
Billy Mays, you are my god.
I miss you deeply. RIP. :cries:

--
Moved to ~Cloudds
Moved to ~Cloudds
Moved to ~Cloudds
Moved to ~Cloudds
:iconmadnessjeff:
y u have the same icon as :iconhitlerwtfplz:
:iconclouds-in-my-coffee:
LOL yes...so youve noticed >:3

--
Moved to ~Cloudds
Moved to ~Cloudds
Moved to ~Cloudds
Moved to ~Cloudds
:iconmadnessjeff:
yeah i've bin using that :iconhitler-plz: icon from a while
:iconclouds-in-my-coffee:
xD Oh my josh thats Epic :highfive:

--
Moved to ~Cloudds
Moved to ~Cloudds
Moved to ~Cloudds
Moved to ~Cloudds

Site Map