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BILLY FUCKING MAYS
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SUP BITCHES, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE AWESOME AUGER. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRT THAT NEEDS TO GET PULLED UP?THEN BUY SOME OF THESE GOD DAMN AUGERS. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA.CAUSE THERE WON'T FUCKING BE ONE WHEN I'M DONE WITH THAT BITCH. YOU COULD FUCKING USE AN AUGER ON YOUR DICK AND IT WOULD GROW 3 INCHES, FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX OF THESE FUCKING AUGERS AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND A POWER DRILL. WHAT IS A POWER DRILL?YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING DRILLS CAN GIVE YOUR BITCH THE NIGHT OF HER LIFE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!

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Ragameechu Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:iconbillymaysplz::iconsaysplz: Hi, Billy Mays here for Billy Mays! :iconcelestiaderpplz:
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HTFInflation Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Student Artist
:iconbillymaysplz: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT PLZ
ACCOUNTS! IT IS A VERY FUN, VERY FAST AND EASY WAY TO HAVE FUN USING THESE CRAZY ICONS, INCLUDING MYSELF. NO MORE WASTING YOUR TIME TRYING TO TALK ABOUT THE SUBJECT! JUST COPY/PASTE ME INTO ANY COMMENTS OR PICTURES, AND WATCH THE FUN AGAIN AND AGAIN! IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE PACKAGE OF :iconoxicleanplz: RIGHT NOW! BUT IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES, I WILL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER! YOU USE MY ICON, AND YOU GET ANOTHER OXICLEAN PACKAGE FOR FREE!

CALL NAO!

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SuperMLPFan Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:iconthisplz: just made my fricken' day XD
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Sia-the-Mawile Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconbillymaysplz::iconsaysplz:IF YOU'VE GOT A SMELLY ASSHOLE  THEN YOU NEED SOAP. USE SOAP TO CLEAN THE STAINS FROM OUT OF YOUR DIRTY ASSHOLE.

YOU STUPID DUMBASS!

:iconpointrightplz: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy-fx6…
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
And is it sad that I knew before clicking the link the exact Youtube Poop that line comes from?
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Sia-the-Mawile Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No, because that Ytp is awesome.
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
I KNOWWWW 

Hilarious poop is hilarious.
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The-Max765 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
YES. ALL OF THE YES.:lol:
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theubbergeek2 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014
:iconoxycleanplz:
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