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BILLY FUCKING MAYS
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Current Residence: L.A.
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SUP BITCHES, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE AWESOME AUGER. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRT THAT NEEDS TO GET PULLED UP?THEN BUY SOME OF THESE GOD DAMN AUGERS. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA.CAUSE THERE WON'T FUCKING BE ONE WHEN I'M DONE WITH THAT BITCH. YOU COULD FUCKING USE AN AUGER ON YOUR DICK AND IT WOULD GROW 3 INCHES, FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX OF THESE FUCKING AUGERS AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND A POWER DRILL. WHAT IS A POWER DRILL?YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING DRILLS CAN GIVE YOUR BITCH THE NIGHT OF HER LIFE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!

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TMNT-Kat Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
HI BILLY MAYS HERE ON 2009 JUNE 26TH I DIED BUT NOBDY CARED BECAUSE THE WHITE PEDOPHILE WAS MORE IMPORTANT SO IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 328945Y923290423941B29 PEOPLE I WILL TIE UP YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WITH MIGHTY PUDDY AND POUR OXI CLEAN DOWN YOUR THROATS BUT WAIT THERES MORE!I WILL THROW IN A DELUXE OXI CLEAN TO GET OUT THE BLOOD STAINS!IT GETS THE TOUGH STAINS OUT! :iconbillymaysplz:
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KittenLover126 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconbillymaysplz: :iconsaysplz: :iconequiusplz: is SUPER STRONG and he makes the bitches drop

wtf am I talkking about he's ugly as hell!
THIS----> :iconkarkatplz: is the sexy bastard I should be dating right now
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mudkiptreecko Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015
HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND IM HERE TO TALK ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN
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KittenLover126 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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Clawson263 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
WHAT'S BILLY MAYS SAY??!!

Nineteen-nineteen-nineteen-ninety-nine! N-nineteen-nineteen-ninety-nine!

Orange-orange-orange-glo! O-orange-orange-orange-glo!
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Ragameechu Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:iconbillymaysplz::iconsaysplz: Hi, Billy Mays here for Billy Mays! :iconcelestiaderpplz:
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HTFInflation Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Student Artist
:iconbillymaysplz: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT PLZ
ACCOUNTS! IT IS A VERY FUN, VERY FAST AND EASY WAY TO HAVE FUN USING THESE CRAZY ICONS, INCLUDING MYSELF. NO MORE WASTING YOUR TIME TRYING TO TALK ABOUT THE SUBJECT! JUST COPY/PASTE ME INTO ANY COMMENTS OR PICTURES, AND WATCH THE FUN AGAIN AND AGAIN! IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE PACKAGE OF :iconoxicleanplz: RIGHT NOW! BUT IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES, I WILL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER! YOU USE MY ICON, AND YOU GET ANOTHER OXICLEAN PACKAGE FOR FREE!

CALL NAO!

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SuperMLPFan Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:iconthisplz: just made my fricken' day XD
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Sia-the-Mawile Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconbillymaysplz::iconsaysplz:IF YOU'VE GOT A SMELLY ASSHOLE  THEN YOU NEED SOAP. USE SOAP TO CLEAN THE STAINS FROM OUT OF YOUR DIRTY ASSHOLE.

YOU STUPID DUMBASS!

:iconpointrightplz: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy-fx6…
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